Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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