Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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