so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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