No subtext here. People are naked.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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