wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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