I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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