Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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