it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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