God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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