Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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