So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My balls are so social today.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
