a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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