I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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