your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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