if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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