we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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