You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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