He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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