Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it's like heaven, but drunker
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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