she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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