dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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