from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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