Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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