How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i've created a new STD.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
