If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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