Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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