I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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