Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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