It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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