: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
So. Much. Porn.
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