dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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