what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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