Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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