yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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