how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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