as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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