I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
That's intense
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
