Small penises have feelings too.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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