i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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