No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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