Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
