May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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