what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
