You're my little dorito
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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