Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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