In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
50% drunk capacity currently
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
