Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
