No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
