If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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