found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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