i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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